What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:00

Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
A View to a Kill
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Dr No
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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From Russia With Love
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper
Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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